Dm F
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Bb
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
A
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
Dm
She said, fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden (ooh woah)
F
That girl was freak
Bb
She said she wanted me to fuck her
A
Harder then the military
Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
F
Fuck Bin Laden
Bb
Fuck Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me
A
Harder then the US government
Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
F
She was a freaky kind of girl
Bb
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
A
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
Dm
She said Do me like that
But I couldn't track the metaphor
F
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
Bb
That said again your request is so irregular
A
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Dm
Then a turban
Then a tunic
F
She said Invade my cave with your special unit
Bb
I said: he wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping
A
She demanded that I fuck her like we
Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
F
Fuck Bin Laden
Bb
Fuck Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me
A
Harder then the US government
Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
F
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
Bb A Dm
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
F
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
Bb
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
A
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
Dm
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no
F
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down
Bb
And tells me that I gotta
Terrorize that pussy
A
Gotta terrorize that pussy
Dm
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
F
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
Bb
She said Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean
A
I yell Geronimo and took some pictures for posting
Dm
The President called, he said Congratulations Connor
F
I said Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?
Bb
He said Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
A
I gots to know how you fucked her like we
Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
F
Fuck Bin Laden
Bb
Fuck Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
A Dm
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
F
Ohh this girl insisted that that
Bb
The way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
A
Just like the now famous attack that fucked
Dm
Osama Bin Laden
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