Aerosol Ball

	  		
Intro: G Em Bm Cm D x2 


verse 1 
G           Em    
The rain in Maine 
Bm 
Is made of novacane 
Cm 
In the Florida Keys 
D 
It’s made of Antifreeze 
G        Em 
In Maryland 
Bm 
It’s made of heroine 
Cm 
In Minnesota 
D 
It’s made of baking soda 
G                Em 
Every tooth in Duluth 
Bm 
Is Baby Ruth proof 
Cm 
Every roof is as white  
D 
as a 20-watt light 


G            C 
The doll of St. Paul 
      G 
At the aerosol ball 
C 
She’s such a special girl 
D 
She’s been around the world 
G            C 
She made her home 
     G 
In an air conditioned dome 
C 
She’s such a precious thing 
D 
She’s dancing to the king 



verse 2 
G                    Em 
Move your feet to the beat 
Bm 
I’m back on lucky street 
Cm 
Well I’m on a lucky streak 
D 
Lucky street 
G              Em 
Come sit on my lap 
Bm 
In a Phrygian cap 
Cm 
I’ve been looking for a mix 
D 
Of sex and politics 
G                    Em 
Well The cat ate the rat 
Bm 
And the beast ate the cat 
Cm 
And the boy ate the beast 
D 
And the beast made him fat 
G                 Em 
And he sat in a puddle 
Bm 
And paddled with a spoon 
Cm 
And bloated like a bubble 
D 
And floated to the moon 


G            C 
The doll of St. Paul 
      G 
At the aerosol ball 
C 
She’s such a special girl 
D 
She’s been around the world 
G            C 
She made her home 
     G 
In an air conditioned dome 
C 
She’s such a precious thing 
D 
She’s dancing to the king 



Solo: G Em Bm Cm D 


verse 3 
G                  Em 
Well her makeup and wigs 
Bm 
Are made of squealing pigs 
Cm 
And her hands and her arms  
D 
are made by Pepperidge Farms 
G                   Em 
And her face and her neck  
Bm 
are made by Sinopec 
Cm 
And the lines on her palms  
D 
are made by Viacom 
G                        Em 
And her dreams and her thoughts  
Bm  
are made by Microsoft 
Cm              D 
She’s the doll of St. Paul 


G            C 
The doll of St. Paul 
      G 
At the aerosol ball 
C 
She’s such a special girl 
D 
She’s been  all around the world 
G            C 
She made her grave 
     G 
In an air conditioned cave 
C 
She’s such a special girl  
D 
She’s been all around the world, dancing with the king 



Coda 
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