Paperback Writer

	  		      G7 
 Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? 
      G7 
 It took me years to write, will you take a look 
      G7 
 It's based on a novel by a man named Lear 
                                              C 
 And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer 
           G7 
 Paperback writer 


 G7 
 It's a dirty story of a dirty man 
      G7 
 And his clinging wife doesn't understand 
      G7 
 His son is working for the Daily Mail 
                                                  C 
 It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer 
           G7 
 Paperback writer 


 G7 
 It's a thousand pages, give or take a few 
      G7 
 I'll be writing more in a week or two 
      G7 
 I can make it longer if you like the style 
                                                     C 
 I can change it 'round and I want to be a paperback writer 
           G7 
 Paperback writer 


 G7 
 If you really like it you can have the rights 
      G7 
 It could make a milion for you overnight 
      G7 
 If you must return it you can send it here 
                                                 C 
 But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer 
           G7 
 Paperback writer 

 G7 
 Paperback writer...