Intro: A F#m
verse 1
A F#m D E
And irony is okay, I suppose, culture is to blame
A F#m D E
You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way
A F#m
You lack substance when you say
D E
Something like, "Oh, what a shame"
A F#m D E
It's just a self-referential way that stops you having to be human
A F#m D E
I'm assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon
A F#m D E
And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming
Pre-Chorus
A F#m D E
I'm sure that you're not just another girl
A F#m D E
I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist
A F#m D E
I feel like you're running out of all the things
A F#m D
I liked you for
E A F#m
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
D E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
A F#m
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
D E
I've just got one more thing to say 
verse 2
A F#m
And why would you believe
D E
You could control how you're perceived
A F#m
When at your best you're intermediately
D E
Versed in your own feelings?
A F#m
Keep on putting off conceiving
D E
It's only you that you're deceiving
A F#m D
Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it
E A F#m
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
D E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
A F#m
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
D E
I've just got one more thing to say
Outro
A F#m D
I'm just pissed off because you pied me off
E A
After your show when you let go of my hand
F#m D E
In front of some sket who wanted to bitch
A F#m D E
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