Written by Rhett and Link
Intro & verse 1 Tab: Intro: D Gsus2/F# G x2 verse 1: D Gsus2/F# G Hey babycakes I wanna write you a song D Gsus2/F# G now that we've been on this journey so long D Gsus2/F# G standing here at the sink scrubbin' away D Gsus2/F# G has really made me think I've got somethin' to say Bridge: G A7 Hey baby, ketchup and mustard and oatmeal too, D G just wash your dishes, don't make me blue G D A7 Wash your dishes, or rinse them... or just make an effortChorus: D Gsus2/F# G If bubbles were bullets I'd blow you away D Gsus2/F# G I'd pop the champagne and make a clean getaway D Gsus2/F# G If bubbles were bullets I'd draw you a bath D Gsus2/F# G Tubfarts as meganukes would deliver my wrath A7 But if bubbles were bullets G if that were really true then babycakes G A7 D I'd take a shot for you G A7 D I'd take a shot for you G A7 D I'd take a shot for you