Alien Curse Words

	  		
  

Rhett & Link: 
Bm                 A                 G             F# 
  Sometimes things happen to me that make me wanna curse 
            Bm              A                   G 
Like when I accidentally forget where I left my man purse 
F# 
Not that I have a man purse 

Bm               A                G                       F# 
  But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cause I am one 
             Bm                    A                         G 
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate 
            F# 
In all situations 

DeStorm: 
Hey, guys 
Guess what 

What? 

Yo 
  Bm                         A 
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto 
      G                          F# 
These aliens attackedâ??I could've sworn they known judo 
  Bm                       A 
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity 
   G                    F# 
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanity 
Peep game 
It was words like 

Rhett & Link: 
Dm 
  Boomschkie (They said that.) 
F# 
  Snigglesnoorp 
G 
 Swaqqafuffle 
Imzow 
Zilkrek 
Glepoosh 
A 
 Dartafus (So offensive.) 

        Dm 
Dubopshazinski (Wow.) 
   F# 
Frozen cherries (Mhm.) 
G 
 Flingpoot 
Waflank 
Derbragel 
A 
 Blarfelnoggle 

DeStorm: 
And then they had the nerve to say 

Rhett and Link: 
       Dm 
Florplestompkin 

DeStorm: 
So I called NASA, and I got out of there. Yep.