Written by Philip Labes
Verse 1:
G D Em Jeff found a genie in a bottle C D Who said, "I can give you anything you ask G D You can have your wishes, three Em And a million more for free C D G It's unlimited just set me to the task"Verse 2:
G D Em Well, Jeff thought awhile, said, "I want houses C D I want boats, I want fancy modern art G D I want tickets to the MET Em I want my own private jet C D G And a rocket into space just for a start!"Verse 3:
G D Em Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen C D His every wish bolted from the blue G D And folks all over town Em Grew enamored, gathered 'round C D G To admire the man who wishes had come trueC D G They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything C D Em By good fortune he was set so far apart C D G Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything C D G 'Cause his wishes are only at the start"Verse 4:
G D Em Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried C D He said, "Everybody's getting in my way" G D The genie smiled as before Em "You've got a million wishes more C D G You can even give a bunch of them away"Verse 5:
G D Em Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet C D 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more G D I am satisfied Em So I wish that you would die C D G So you cannot grant wishes anymore"Verse 6:
G D Em Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny C D 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command" G D And with an effervescent sigh Em She disappeared before his eyes C D G And no wishes were ever granted there againC D G So let's hear it for the man who has everything C D Em By good fortune he was set so far apart C D G Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything C D G Every single fucking thing except a heart