Castle Crashing

	  		

Intro: C  Em  Am  F (2x) 

C      Em   Am    F   C 
Caught in a castle 
Em          Am            F      C 
Caught in a castle with a sewing machine 
Em             Am        F   C 
Cross from the chapel 
Em             Am           F 
I can hear you cackle I can hear you scream:  
Em      Am      Em     Am                          Em     Am      Em     Am 
"What a hassle, what a hassle to be sewing a seam, what a hassle, what a hassle to be living a dream!"  
C  Em      Am     F  C 
Catching a castle 
Em         Am            F         C 
Catching a castle with a shredding machine 
Em                Am        F  C 
Would you like to wrastle?  
Em                 Am           F 
Ill let you pin me down just to make a scene 
Em     Am      Em     Am 
What a hassle, what a hassle to be tearing a seam,  
Em     Am      Em     Am 
What a hassle, what a hassle detonating a dream 

C  Em  Am  F 4x 
Em Am 4x 

C  Em       Am      F  C 
Fasten your tassle 
Em          Am          F       C 
Fasten your tassle to a fat oak tree 
     Em               Am    F  C 
Then give me all your cash 
    Em              Am             F           
One needs a certain amount just to be like me,  
Em                    Am      Em              Am      
Im just sitting in my castle, with an insane cackle just a-threading my dream 
Em             Am      Em         Am                               C 
And it aint no hassle, it aint no hassle detonating the seams.