Pregnant For The Last Time

	  		 



Intro 
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Verse 
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Phlegm lapels for the last time 
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Corn beef legs for the last time 
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Oh, we're so glad 
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That you've finally decided 

 
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But then you see someone new 
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And you want someone new 
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So you have someone new 
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I don't blame you 
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We would all do the same as you 
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If ever we had the nerve to 



Verse 
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Chips with cream for the last time 
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The people's friend for the last time 
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Oh, we're so glad 
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That you've finally decided 


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Tiny striped socks for the last time 
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Pokes and prods for the last time 
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And the doctor said 
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"don't nod your head until june !" 

 
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But then you see someone new 
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And you want someone new 
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So you have someone new 
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I don't blame you 
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We would all do the same as you 
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If ever we had the chance to 



Interlude 
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Verse 
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Sick at noon for the last time 
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And who is going to clean up ? 
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Would you be so kind ? 
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Oh, everybody's staring 
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At the strange clothes that you're wearing 


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Bad advice for the last time 
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And people being nice for the very first time 
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Oh, we're so glad 
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That you have   finally decided !