The Chivalrous Shark

	  		Verse: 1 

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The most chivalrous fish of the ocean 
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To ladies forebearing and mild 
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Though his record be dark 
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Is the man-eating shark 
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Who will eat neither woman nor child. 


Verse: 2
 
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He dines upon seamen and skippers, 
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And tourists his hunger assuage, 
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And a fresh cabin boy 
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Will inspire him with joy 
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If he's past the maturity age. 


Verse: 3 

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A doctor, a lawyer, a preacher, 
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He'll gobble one any fine day 
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But the ladies, God bless 'em, 
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He'll only address 'em 
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Politely and go on his way. 


Verse: 4 

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I can readily cite you an instance 
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Where a lovely young lady of Breem, 
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Who was tender and sweet 
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And delicious to eat, 
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Fell into the bay with a scream. 


Verse: 5
 
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She struggled and flounced in the water 
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And signaled in vain for her bark, 
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And she'd surely been drowned 
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If she hadn't been found 
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By a chivalrous man-eating shark. 


Verse: 6 

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He bowed in a manner most polished, 
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Thus soothing her impulses wild; 
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Don't be frightened," he said, 
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"I've been properly bred 
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And will eat neither woman nor child." 


Verse: 7 

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Then he proffered his fin and she took it— 
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Such a gallantry none can dispute— 
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While the passengers cheered as the 
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Vessel they neared 
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And a broadside was fired in salute. 


Verse: 8 

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And they stood alongside the vessel, 
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When a life-saving dinghy was lowered 
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With the pick of the crew, 
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And her relatives, too 
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And the mate and the skipper aboard. 


Verse: 9
 
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So they took her aboard in a jiffy, 
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And the shark stood at attention the while, 
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Then he raised on his flipper 
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And ate up the skipper 
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And went on his way with a smile. 


Verse: 10 

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And this shows that the prince of the ocean, 
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To ladies forebearing and mild, 
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Though his record be dark, 
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He's the man-eating shark 
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Who will eat neither woman nor child.