Mashup Mrs. Potato Head, Pitty Party & Tag You´re It

	  		
Em 
If you weren't born with it  
                     D 
You can buy a couple ornaments  
                         C 
Just be sure to read the warning, kids  
                            G 
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it  
Em                                D 
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual  
                            C 
You can always call up a professional  
                              G 
They stick pins in you like a vegetable  


Em 
Kids forever, kids forever  
D 
Baby soft skin turns into leather  
C 
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic  
(stop)  
No one will love you if you're unattractive  
Em                 G 
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to 
C 
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) 
                   Em                G 
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place 
                  C 
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames 
(2x) 

Em                     G 
Maybe if I knew all of them well 
  C 
I wouldn't have been trapped inside this hell that holds me 
Em                  G 
Maybe if I casted out a spell 
    C 
But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons 

Em         G               C 
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me 
C 
Whatever, whatever 
Em                 G                 C 
Just means there's way more cake for me 
C# (palm mute) 
Forever, forever 

Em                  C 
Running through the parking lot  
D            Am 
He chased me and he wouldn't stop  
Em          C   D         Am 
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it  
Em               C 
Grabbed my hand, pushed me down  
D              Am 
Took the words right out my mouth  
EM              C    D    Am 
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it  
Em               C       D             Am 
Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground  
Em               C       D             Am 
Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?  
Em                   C   D         Am 
Saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"  
Em                        C   D         Am 
He's saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"