Altitude This Party Sucks

	  		VERSE I: 
E                          B 
I can’t speak for anybody else 
                    A 
I only represent myself 

But if I had to say something, 
                            E  
I’d say this party really sucks!  

                           B 
And if you wanted to come here 
                            A 
Then why did you bring me along?  

Now I’m sitting in this corner  
                        A 
Pretending I know this song  

Pre-Chorus 
E                         B 
  Am I saying the wrong thing?  
                         A 
Am I wearing the wrong thing?  
Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing? 
regular strumming 
   E    
Oh no 

 
E                 B 
  You had me on watch  
                   A 
I wish that you’d stop  
                       E 
I’ve been knocking on wood. 
             E 
Then there’s me 
                B 
In my worried shell 
                A 
You know me so well 
                   E 
But not like you should. 


VERSE II: 
(back to barred strumming) 
E 
  Now you are sitting there, 
   B            
Your hair looks just like Gwen Stefani’s 
A 
You are wearing your tight jeans 
That you liked more before you met me  
E 
But I never said a thing! 
  B 
I bit and bound my tongue! 
             A 
Now you’re making out with someone else in front of me  

like do you think I’m dumb? 

Pre-Chorus 
E                           B 
And am I saying the wrong thing? 
                         A                         
Am I wearing the wrong thing? 

Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing?  
   A 
Oh no  


 
                E 
You had me on watch 
                   B 
I wish that you’d stop 
                       A 
I’ve been knocking on wood 
             A 
Then there’s me  
               E 
In my foolish shell 
               B 
You know me so well  
                  A 
But not like you should  



And I would, if you would only ask  
                   E 
So, why don’t you ask?  
                        B 
We usually always get along 
                         A 
I usually only speak in song 
                       
If only you could speak in song 
                         E 
Then for sure we’d get along 
                              B 
’cause I am just the same as you 
                            A 
And I get just as restless too  
But it’s about the altitude  
Not who is climbing up  
E                            B 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh  
A                           A 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh  
E                            B 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh  
A                           A 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh  
E                            B 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh  
A                            A 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up 
A 
But I would never take you to a party if it suckedâ... 
         E 
And it sucked.