If I Could Talk As Fast As I Think

	  		
Intro: F C F A# G C 

verse 1 
(Guy) 
C          F                           C 
If I could talk just as fast as I think 
    A# 
I'd have you quick as a wink 
F     C             G          C 
Cause I think I'm a feller you ought to know better 
    A#          Gm        C 
And I'd like to buy you a drink 

verse 2 
        F 
And the thing we ought to be doin' 
   A# 
Is sittin' here pitchin' and a wooin' 
             C 
Well I could say some things that would tickle you pink 
                             D    F# G 
If I could talk as fast as I think 

verse 3 
(Girl) 
             C 
If you could do everything that you say 
    F 
You might get the time of day 
    G 
But so far buddy your lines are all muddy 
      Dm         D        G 
And I wish you'd just go away 

verse 4 
C 
I can handle insistence 
    F 
But kindly please keep your distance 
       G 
And as long as you're here you might as well stay 
                                  C 
If you can do everything that you say 


(Both) 
F 
Let's keep talkin' all night 
        C 
We're a man and a woman, at least that's right 
    D 
And these days you can't take a chance 
        G                   C 
At just anything walkin' in pants 


Instrumental 
F C A# C Gm C A# G C F A# F C F 

Verse 5 
(Guy) 
F 
If I could walk just as fast as I talk 
    A#m                  A# 
I'd amble you out to the dock 
         C 
And we'd watch all the fishes and make a few wishes 
    A#              G     C    D 
And mine might give you a shock 

Verse 6 
      F 
Cause the things you're apt to be hearin' 
    A# 
Are ever so sweet and endearin' 
      F       C 
You'd have to guard your heart with a key and a lock 
                             F   F# G 
If I could walk as fast as I talk 

Verse 7 
(Girl) 
             C 
If you could kiss just as good as you lie 
       F                        C 
Well I might just give you a try 
G 
But you're just braggin' and you're tongue is a waggin' 
       F     D               G 
Like a silly flirt when he's high 

Verse 8 
C 
I have trouble conceivin' 
   F 
Of you and me up and leavin' 
       G              D        G 
But as long as you're here you might as well buy 
                                    C 
If you can kiss just as good as you lie 


(Both) 
F 
Let's keep a talkin' all night 
        C 
We're a man and a woman, at least that's right 
    D 
And these days you can't take a chance 
        G                   C 
At just anything walkin' in pants 


Instrumental 
C F A# C G C F A# C F 

Verse 9 
(Both) 
F 
If we could film everything that we see 
     A# 
We'd all be on the T.V. 
G      C                                   G 
It's a little bit foolish and sort of high schoolish 
A#           G        C 
But everyone seems to agree 

verse 10
             F 
Though there ain't much new to be sayin' 
    A# 
The game is still worth the playin' 
         C 
We could laugh at ourselves and this whole comedy 
                                    F 
If we could film everything that we see 

Outro 
(Guy) 
        C 
But I'd still say things that would tickle you pink 
                                  F 
If I could talk as fast as I think