Peanut Butter Conspiracy

	  		
By: Jimmy Buffett 
1973 
 
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Looking back at my hard luck days 
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I really do have to laugh 
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Working in a dive for twenty six dollars 
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Spending it all on grass 
 
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We were hungry hard luck heros 
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Trying just to stay alive 
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We'd go down to the corner drug 
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This is how we'd survive 
   

     C 
     Who's going to steal the peanut butter? 
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     I'll get a can of sardines 
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     Running up and down the aisle of the mini mart 
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     Sticking food in our jeans 
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     We never took more than we could eat 
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     There was plenty left on the rack 
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     We all swore if we ever got rich 
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     We would pay the mini mart back 
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     Yes sir!  Yes sir! 
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     We would pay the mini mart back
 
 
 
It was a two man operation 
Had it all down on a note 
Ricky would watch that big round mirror 
And I'd fill up my coat 
 
Then we'd head for the checkout aisle 
With a lemon and a bottle of beer 
Into to the car, got to make it on home 
Supper time's gettin' near 
 
(Repeat chorus) 
 
I guess every good picker has had some hard times 
I sure had my share 
It's really kind of funny to laugh at it now 
But I don't want to go back there 
 
So every now and then when I'm in the grocery 
I take a little but not much 
You never know when those hard times will hit you 
And I don't want to lose my touch 
 
(Repeat chorus)