Chocolate Salty Balls

	  		

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Two Tablespoons of cinnamon,  
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and 2 or 3 egg whites  
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Half a stick of butter,  
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melted. 

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Stick it all in a bowl baby,  
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Stir it with a wooden spoon  
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Mix in a Cup of Flour,  
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you'll be in heaven soon. 
  
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Say everybody have you seen my balls?  
They're big and salty and brown  
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up  
Just stick my balls in your mouth!  

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Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,  
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Stick them in your mouth and suck em!  
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls  
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They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls!  

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Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate,  
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and half cup of brandy  
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then throw in a bag or two of sugar,  
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and just a pinch of vanilla. 

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Grease up the cookie sheet,  
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because I hate when my balls stick  
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Then pre-heat the oven to three fifty 
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and give that spoon a lick. 

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Say everybody have you seen my balls?  
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They're big and salty and brown  
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If you ever need a quick Pick me up  
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Just stick my balls in your mouth. 

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Suck on my chocolate salty balls  
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put them in your mouth and suck them!  
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls  
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They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber, Suck on My balls!  

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sniff sniff Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?  
Smells like something burning  
Well, that don't confront me none  
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.  

Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..   
Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..  
Oh man baby, baby! Baby 
You just burnt my balls!  

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Help me, my balls are on fire!  
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Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!  
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Give me some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning! 
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Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!  

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Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls  
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Put them in your mouth and suck em!  
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls  
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Put em out baby, Blow em!  

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Suck on my balls, baby!  
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Suck on my balls Baby!  
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Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls  
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Come on baby, hoo, hoo  
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Suck on my balls...