Monkey

	  		
verse 1 

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One Monday morning I got up late 
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And there was Mr. Monkey outside me gate 
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One Monday morning I got up late 
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And there was Mr. Monkey outside me gate 

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Don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 
                   D#                 A# 
Don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do)
 

verse 2 

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My girl came over to have a drink 
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I came downstairs and what do you think? 
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The monkey had run and he let her in 
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He poured her a glass of me favorite gin 

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I don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 
             D#                   A# 
Well I drink gin monkey drink gin too 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do)
 

verse 3 

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I ran to de yard to get a stick 
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But I'm tellin you friends that monkey was quick 
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Cause when I returned much to my disgrace 
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Mr. Monkey had my girl in a manly embrace 

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I don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 
                     D#                 A# 
I don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 


verse 4 

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I went to me bath for a Burma Shave 
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This monkey going put me in a me grave 
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The entire cabinet was laid to waste 
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I had to shave with some Gleem toothpaste 

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I don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 
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Well I go to shave monkey go shave too 
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(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 


Verse 5 

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Well by this time I was in despair 
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I was using de shoebrush to brush me hair 
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I ask him to leave but he stayed around 
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He pulled de chain and I almost went down 

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I don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 
                   D#                 A# 
Don't know what to say de monkey wont do 
                    A#7                D# 
(don't know what to say de monkey wont do) 


Verse 6 

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Well me patience run out and I'm telling you sure 
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Tomorrow I'm going show dat monkey de door 
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And if he don't leave I'm inviting you 
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To me house for dumplings and monkey stew 

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Don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
                     D#                  A# 
I don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
             D#                   A# 
When I drink gin monkey drink gin too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
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When I go (rat tat tat) monkey go (rat tat tat) too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
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When I go brrp! Monkey go brrp! too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
          D#                  A# 
When I go down monkey go down too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
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When I go up monkey go up too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
                   D#                  A# 
Don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
                     D#                  A# 
I don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
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When I go (smooch) monkey go (smooch) too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
                   D#                  A# 
Don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
            D#                    A# 
When I play drum monkey play drum too 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
                     D#                  A# 
I don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do) 
                   D#                  A# 
Don't know what to say de monkey won't do 
                    A#7                 D# 
(Don't know what to say de monkey won't do)