Ice Cream Man

	  		

Intro: 
Em G# A  C#m  B   3x              | 
G# A  B           1x              | Repeat the intro 4x 



Verse: 
Em            G#   A 
Well, I'm a piece of white trash 
C#m             B 
Living in the suburbs 
Em          G#   A 
Working minimum wage 
             C#m          B 
'Cause I'm dumber than a turd 
Em           G#   A 
Dropped out of fifth grade 
C#m          B 
Living on welfare 
  G# 
I don't have an id 
       A     B 
But I don't really care 
Em          G#    A 
I couldn't find a job 
    C#m              B 
It really was quite tiring 
Em          G#    A 
And then I saw an ad 
     C#m            B 
Ice cream man now hiring 
Em            G#    A 
I took my mother's mini-van 
      C#m           B 
That stolen piece of crap 
G# 
Boom kiddies 
         A    B 
The ice cream man is back 


Chorus: 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
Em       G#     A          C#m   B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
G#                 A     B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 

verse 2: 
Em                G#       A 
Well, I'm driving down the street 
C#m                 B 
Shootin' kids with a 40 
Em        G#  A 
Listen in closely 
   C#m          B 
This is a good story 
Em           G#       A 
I guess a little skaterpunk 
C#m              B 
Didn't really like me 
       G#            
I said "what you want?" 
    A         B 
And he said "bite me!" 
Em          G#    A 
So, I took the scooper 
     C#m             B 
And shoved it up his pooper 
Em             G#          A          C#m    B 
And he's been limping for days 
Em          G#    A 
And I just sat 
   C#m        B 
I sat and laughed 
         G#          A      B 
As the little punk waddled away 


Chorus: 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
Em       G#     A          C#m   B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
G#                 A     B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 

Intro:  
Em   G#  A    C#m   B   3x   | 
G# A  B                 1x   | Repeat 2x 


Chorus: 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
Em       G#     A          C#m   B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
G#                 A     B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 

Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
Em       G#     A          C#m   B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B 
    I am the ice cream man 
G#                 A     B 
    Running over kids in my mini-van