George Formby

Why Don't Women Like Me?

George Formby

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Why Don't Women Like Me?

	  		



INTRO G A7 D7 G   

G                             Em               A7 
Now I know I'm  not handsome, no good looks or wealth  
        D7                                   G                 
But the girls I chase say my plain face will compromise their health .  
G                                    Em             A7  
Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed  
                 Em           A7                D7  
Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.  
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G  
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?  

C               G              A7                         Em       D  
Look at Empress Josephine, the most attractive women that ever was seen,  
G                           Em                          D7  
Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that  
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey 
A7       D          G        
Why dont women like me?  

G                     Em                             A7  
Last night I went out walking, my intentions were to click  
        D7                                    G  
But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick.  
               Em               A7  
I must admit I saw  some girls, attractive little dears  
A                               A7          D7  
Arm in arm  with ugly men with  cauliflower ears.  
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G  
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?  
C            G              A7                                    D7  
What can the attraction be, thats the thing that always starts to worry me.  
   G               Em                                                  D7 
Al-though I havent got a bean, Ive got a lot of things that girls have never seen.  
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey 
A7       D7         G       
Why dont women like me?  

G                 Em                            A7 
Now I went for my holidays, down to the gay sea-side 
               D7                 G 
I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide 
    G             Em                A7 
The way the women jumped around the men there in the sea 
A                                   A7                   D7             
Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me 

       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G  
Coz if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? 

C                     G            A7                                 D7 
Of all the shapes and sizes there, Ive got a chance of clicking yes I do declare 
G                      Em           G                                   D7 
Though I don't want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the water-mark 

       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey 
A7       D7         G       
Why dont women like me?  

INSERT CRAZY SOLO HERE 

G                 Em        G        Em               A7         G  
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? 

C                G               Em                        D7  
Take Lord Nelson with  one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him .  
G                    Em                G                          D7                      
With one eye and one arm gone west,she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.  
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey! 
A7       D          G    D7 G  
Why dont women like me? 
		  

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