Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

	  		
Intro: 
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Na na na na na na na na 


verse 1 

                         C      Am 
You know I used to be a bad girl 
       G           F              C          Am   G  F 
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom 
         C            Am            G           F 
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club 
    C      Am      G          F       C     Am   G   
But now I know my right wing from my wrong 
F           
Yeah, yeah  
C        Am           G       F 
I really used to be a bad girl 
         C                 Am             G          F 
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend, Tom 
C         Am           G         F 
I know I used to be a real wild child 
    Em          F              
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom 

C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#    G    F 
Na na na na na na 

  
verse 2 

C      Am            G       F 
Really used to be a bad girl 
       C           Am             G             F 
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong 
C         Am              G                  F 
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do 
C            Am               G      F 
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song 
C        Am            G       F 
I really used to be a bad girl 
       C                  Am             G           F 
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom 
C      Am            G         F 
Yes, I used to be a real wild child 
    Em          F 
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom 

C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 


Interlude 

C F Dm F 

  
Bridge 

C                 F 
Where do all the porn stars go? 
Dm                  F 
When the lights go down? 
C                      F 
I wonder where all the porn stars go 
Dm                                 F           C# 
'Cause when you need one they are never around 
C                              F 
I think they moved out to the suburbs 
                 Dm                            F 
And now they're blonde, bland, middle class, Republican wives 
               C                             F 
They all have blonde, bland, middle class, Republican children 
Dm                             F             C# 
Blonde, bland, middle class Republican lives 
C                 F 
Where do all the porn stars go? 
Dm                  F    C# 
When the lights go down? 
C                             F 
I think I know where all the porn stars go 
        Dm          F                    C#   
They've all become Volvo driving soccer moms 

C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 
C     G#     
Na na na na na na 
G              F 
Volvo driving soccer mom 


Outro 

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Na na na na na na na na 
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Volvo driving soccer mom