I'm Not Crying You're Not Crying Are You

	  		
Intro 
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Verse 
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Did the seesaw nights put their hands on you? 
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I can't really say, I can't really say 
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Are you swinging from the eaves in a tasteful noose? 
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I can't really say, I can't really say 
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You're following a flashlight down utility halls 
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And then you mumble to yourself that this has all been your fault 
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And oh, you're not laughing, you're not laughing, are you? 
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And now some local loser with a tape and a badge 
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Wants you to answer from the list of pointless questions to ask 
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And no he's not sincere, you're not sincere, are you? 

Pre-Chorus 
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Then the howls and moans pour from the black and it's a sea of blank faces straight to the back 
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Aggressively mediocre in every single way 
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Yet you're the only reason that they came 

 
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So if you have to keep singing then singing should be fine 
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And if it ain't what you had pictured 
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Yeah that sounds about right 


Verse 
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Does it matter much to me to mean a thing to you? 
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I can't really say, I can't really say 
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They blather incessantly, every drossy last one 
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And then they clamour for attention vomiting opinions 
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But oh you weren't asking, you're not asking, are you? 

Pre-Chorus 
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Ain't it hard when you discover that the only thing you've ever loved is passing your hat 
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and anything that's got a pulse is doing just the same 
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and you're the only reason that you came 

 
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So if you have to keep singing then singing should be fine 
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And if it ain't what you had pictured then yeah that's about right 
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Said if you have to keep singing then singing should be fine 
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And if it ain't what you had pictured then yeah that sounds about right