Intro: A Bm C#m Bm
Pre-Verso 1: A G D A x2
Verso 1:
A G
Jen insists that we buy organic vegetables
D A
And I must admit that I was a little skeptical at first
G D
A little pesticide can't hurt
A G D
Never having too much money, I get the cheap stuff at the supermarket
A
But they're all pumped up with the shit
G D
A friend told me that they stick nicotine in the apples
A Bm C#m Bm
If you can't see me, I can't see you
A Bm F#m G C5
If you can't see me, I can't see you 
Verso 2:
A G
Heading down the Highway Hume
Somewhere at the end of June
D A
Taxidermied kangaroos are littered on the shoulders
G D
A possum Jackson Pollock is painted in the tar
A G
Sometimes I think a single sneeze could be the end of us
D
My hay-fever is turning up, just swerved into a passing truck
A
Big business overtaking
G
Without indicating
D
He passes on the right, been driving through the night
To bring us the best price
A Bm C#m Bm
If you can't see me, I can't see you
A Bm F#m G C5
If you can't see me, I can't see you
Verso 3:
More people die on the road than they do in the ocean
A
Maybe we should mull over culling cars instead of sharks
G D
Or just lock them up in parks where we can go and view them
A G
There's a bypass over Holbrook now
D
Paid for with burgers no doubt
I've lost count of all the cows
A
There'll be no salad sandwiches
G D
The law of averages says we'll stop in the next town
Where petrol price is down...
What do I know anyhow?
A Bm C#m Bm
If you can't see me, I can't see you
A Bm F#m G
If you can't see me, I can't see you
A Bm C#m Bm
If you can't see me, I can't see you
A Bm F#m G C5
If you can't see me, I can't see you
Outro:
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