My Pet Sally

	  		 

Verse: 
    A           E   A                   D 
I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too 
A               E       D               A 
Friends I don't pay are friends i never knew 
  A           E          A                   D 
So I took the chance and got some help from a few 
A         E               D          A 
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to 

Chorus: 
        E        D    A 
Cause I have the time and the liberty 
   E         D      A 
To play with my pet sally 
            E  C#   D           Riff 1 
Please don't go away, sally please 

Verse: 
No more lonely showers and uneaten foods 
My salamander has hygiene too 
And he thinks of me the way I think of you 
The only next step is for him to say I do 

Chorus 

Interlude: w/Riff 2 
Sally please don't go away 
I won't be living in yesterday 
The lonely nights 
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights