The Baddest Man Alive

	  		Intro :  
Am Dm 

Am                                       
   I can take the pitchfork, from the devil 
Keep a super suit like I'm incredible  
                                    Dm  
From the deep blue sea, to the dark blue sky 
                     Am 
I'm the baddest man alive 
I'll grab a crocodile by it's tail 
Handcuff the judge and put the cops in jail 
                                      Dm 
Make the meanest woman break down and cry 
                     Am 
I'm the baddest man alive 


Am 
I'm the baddest man alive 
I'll take no measure, and I'll take no drive 
                        Dm 
Sometimes I feel like I can fly 
                     Am 
I'm the baddest man alive 
I'm the baddest man alive
 


RZA 
Am 
Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good 
Say my name three times, and you knock on wood 
Candyman hooks, I'll terrorize your hood 
Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should 
Dm 
I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger 
Take a gasoline bath, then I'll walk through fire 
Am 
Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from a titty 
Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee 
Spit in a crocodile's face, have a menage a trois with two female apes 
Then sleep in the barrel of butcher knives 
I drink honey, straight from the bee hive 
Dm 
Bungee jumping off the Empire State, butt naked 
Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt naked 
Am 
With the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die 
When the grim reaper come out, look him right in his eye 
I'll bust off in the face in the witch of the east 
Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth 
Hehehe, I'm the man who stole the golden fleece 
And I'll date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast 
Dm 
    The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die 
Am 
    Come on, somebody 

Chorus 

Am  Dm x2  
Am     Fade out