Better Off Dead

	  		Intro: Abm  E  B  F#  Abm  E  B  Abm  E  B  F#  Abm  E  F#
 Abm   E   B   F#   Abm    E        B 
I'm     sorry            about the sun
 Abm     E   B   F#    Abm   E         F# 
How could I   know    that  you would burn?
 Abm   E   B   F#   Abm    E        B 
And I'm   sorry          about the moon
 Abm     E   B   F#    Abm   E         F# 
How could I  know     that you'd disapprove?
         E           F# 
And I'll never make the same mistake
              B            F# 
The next time I create the universe
           Abm          F#       E      F# 
I'll make sure we communicate at length
    B     F#     B 
Oh yeah
           Abm             E  
But until then, better off dead
                B                   F#  
A smile on the lips and hole in the head
           Abm             E  
Better off dead, yeah better than this
                B                   F#  
Take it away cuz there's nothing to miss
 Abm   E   B   F#   Abm    E        B 
I'm    sorry      about    the  world
 Abm     E   B   F#    Abm   E         F# 
How could I   know     you'd take it so bad?
                 E           F# 
And I'll never make the same mistake
              B            F# 
So if you're looking for a patsy
           Abm          F#       E      F# 
Why not try the entire human race
    B     F#     B 
Just to play it safe
           Abm             E  
But until then, better off dead
                B                   F#  
A smile on the lips and a hole in the head
           Abm             E  
Better off dead, yeah better than this
                B                   F#  
Take it away cuz there's nothing to miss
           Abm             E 
Better off dead, yeah better off dead
                B                   F# 
Why don't you try pushing daisies instead
           Abm             E 
Better off dead, yeah better off dead
                B                   F# 
A smile on the lips and a hole in the head
                 E           F# 
And I'll never make the same mistake
              B            F# 
The next I create the universe
           Abm          F#       E      F# 
I'll make sure you participate
    B     F#     B 
Oh yeah
**Guitar Solo: (based around Abm E B F#)
                 E           F# 
And I'll never make the same mistake
              B            F# 
The next time I create the universe
           Abm          F#       E      F# 
I'll make sure you participate
    B     F#     B 
Just in case