Pussy Cat Song

	  		
F          F/C 
My pussy cat was scratching on my back door 
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore 
      C 
    C/G 
Sore pussy..ooohhhh 
                N.C. 
Sore..pussy ooohhh 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F               F/C 
My pussy cat was sittin on the front step 
It started to rain and my pussy got wet 
     C 
   C/G 
Wet pussy...ohhhhh 
               N.C. 
Sore, wet..pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 


F              F/C 
My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot 
Sun beaten down poor pussy got hot 
       C 
     C/G 
Hot pussy..ohhhh 
                    N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot...pussy.. 
                         F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F              F/C 
My cat was in the shower washing his hair 
accidentially grabbed that bottle of nair 
         C 
      C/G 
Bald pussy...ohhh 
                           N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F            F/C 
My friends took my cat out drinking last night 
they got drunk and the pussy got tight 
         C 
    C/G 
Tight pussy...ohhh 
                          N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight...pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F              F/C 
Left my cat outdoors, didn't like the soil 
ran in the garage and got covered in oil 
    C 
            C/G 
Lubricated pussy..oohhhhhh 
                          N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F            F/C 
Took my cat to Kentucky Fried Chicken 
Now my pussy is finger licken 
         C     C/G 
good pussy...ohhh 
                           N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good...pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F              F/C 
My cat fell on my grill 
I got two buns and I ate my fill 
    C 
         C/G 
Eating pussy..oohhhhhh 
                           N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating pussy 
                         F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F              F/C 
My cat was walking by the water well 
but he got too close and then he fell 
    C 
        C/G 
Deep pussy..oohhhhhh 
                          N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep pussy 
                         F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F                F/C 
My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me 
I told my neighbor he better set my pussy free 
         C 
     C/G 
Free pussy 
                             N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F                F/C 
My cats kind of chubby and overweight 
tried to put him on a diet but it didn't take 
         C 
        C/G 
Fat pussy 
                             N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F                F/C 
My cat was hiding in an old tree trunk 
He musn't have known it was home to a skunk... 
         C 
        C/G 
Stinky pussy 
                             N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, pussy 
                        F 
Just a friendly little cat 

F                         F/C 
My cat was out playing chasing down a toad 
My kitty got a little too close to the road 
         C 
       C/G 
bloody pussy 
                            N.C. 
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, bloody pussy 
                         F 
Just a friendly little cat 
                         F 
Just a friendly little cat 
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.