Kiss This

	  		 
          B 
She was a woman on a mission, here to drown him and forget him 
     F#                           B 
So I set her up again to wash him down 
        B 
She had just about succeeded, when that low down no good cheatin 
                     F#                   B 
Good for nothin came struttin through the crowd 
           G#m 
Oh, he was layin it on so thick, he never missed a lick 
   E 
Professin his never ending love 
          B 
Oh, but I never will forget 
         F# 
When she stood up and said 
E 
"So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up, don'tcha?" 
 
That's when she said 
              B 
Why don't you kiss, kiss this 
      E                         B 
And I don't mean on my rosey red lips 
           B 
And me and you, we're through 
            E                              B 
And there's only one thing left for you to do 
         F#                               E 
You just come on over here one last time, pucker up and close your eyes 
         B               E  F#  B 
and kiss this, goodbye 
 
          B 
Well, the next thing I recall she had him backed against the wall 
                  F#           B 
Chewin him like a bulldog on a bone 
        B 
She was puttin him in his place, and I mean right up in his face 
                   F#              B 
Draggin him down a list of done-me-wrongs 
             G#m 
Well, it was just about now, that a croud gathered round 
               E 
They'd come to watch him pay for his every sin 
               B 
She called him everything under the sun 
            F# 
And when we thought that she was done, 
    E 
She rared back, and she let him have it again, man 
 
She said, she said