Fireball

Capo: 1 fret 


Intro 
G  Fmaj7  Em  C/G 


verse 1 
G 
Roll for initiative, 
Fmaj7 
The big bad evils here, 
Em 
 First the barbarian, 
C/G 
 They’d like to rage again. 


verse 2 
G 
They roll a natural one, 
Fmaj7 
No damage turn is done, 
Em 
The wizard makes a plan, 
     C/G 
They grab their staff with both their hands. 


verse 3 
G 
The bard starts to defend, 
Fmaj7 
Trying to protect their friends, 
Em 
Obstructing line of sight, 
   C/G 
By casting minor illusion. 


verse 4 
G 
The big bad evil swings, 
Fmaj7 
Nine points of bludgeoning, 
Em 
Had now it’s time we’ve enough 
   C/G 
The wizard raises their . . ., 


Pre-Chorus 1 
G         Am 
Staff and chants, 
          Em 
The party braces themselves, 
        C/E 
If they can, 
              G 
They’re gonna turn, 
     Am 
This room, 
       Em            C/E 
Into a fiery ball of doom, 
                   N.C. 
The wizard casts a . . ., 
N.C. 
Not so fast, ha ha. 


Verse 5 
G 
Big bad evil minions, 
Fmaj7 
Count er spell the wizard, 
Em 
They snuck behind your party, 
Cadd9 
Now you’re properly surrounded. 


Verse 6 
G 
The big bad evil laughs, 
Fmaj7 
Your hit points won’t last, 
Em 
The party tries to run, 
        Cadd9 
They’re broken, beaten, fading fast. 


Verse 7 
G 
The wizard looks around, 
Fmaj7 
No rescue can be found, 
Em 
If this is, 
                    C/G 
The end of the last thing they do 
   C/G 
Is take them down. 


Verse 8 
G 
They feel a power surge, 
Fmaj7 
A most destructive urge, 
Em 
With one last look, 
                  C/G 
In their friend’s eyes, 
C/G 
The wizard raises his, 


Pre-Chorus 2 
G         Am 
Staff and chants, 
          Em 
The party asks them to stop 
         C/E 
But they can’t, 
              G 
They’re gonna turn, 
     Am 
This room, 
       Em            C/E 
Into a fiery ball of doom, 


Chorus 1 
                   G   Am 
The wizard casts a fireball, 
                   Em      C/E 
Don’t care if they hit you all, 
                       G 
They’re gonna make you go oh oh, 
Am                           Em       C/E 
 Please make your dex saving throw ro roll, 
                   G   Am 
The wizard casts a fireball, 
                   Em      C/E 
Don’t care if they hit you all, 
                       G 
They’re gonna make you go oh oh, 
Am                           Em       C/E 
 Please make your dex saving throw ro roll. 


Post-Chorus 1 
Em 
Boom, boom, boom, 
Em 
They light up the entire, 
Cadd9 
Room, room, room, 
Cadd9 
The hope the party can pull, 
G 
Throu ou ough, 
                         D 
The smoke clears and the big bad says to you: 


Bridge 
 G          Am 
“A fireball won’t kill me, 
Em                              C 
What did you think was going to happen, 
G 
I’m the big bad evil guy, 
          Am 
You can’t stop me, 
Am 
Wait hold on . . . 
Em 
Why are you smiling?” 


Chorus 2 
                         G   Am 
The wizard casts another fireball, 
                       Em    C/E 
This time they give it their all, 
                 G 
The big bad evil screams, 
      Am 
In pain, 
                             Em     C/E 
The wizard sends them to the astral plane. 


Outro 
G 
Boom, boom, boom, 
Am 
They light up the entire, 
Em 
Room, room, room, 
Cadd9 
It went motherfucking, 
G 
Boom, boom, boom, 
Am 
Cause they set fire to the 
Em            C    C 
Whole fucking room.