Devils Lettuce

Intro 

Em7 



A B Em7 
         I’m ready girl 
Em7 D C 
         You know it 
                D 
See you in your wellies 
         G                 G  A  B 
Got some roses and they’re ready to pot 
A    B       Em7 
Hand full of seeds 
Em7   D       C 
   So help me sow it 
                  D 
I see the way you fork 
             G                  G  A       B 
not just the greenhouse that is making me hot 
A    B      Em7 
 You know I dig 
Em7    D          C 
   The way you’re digging 
               D 
I love a dirty lady 
         G          G     A B 
Ain’t no soil gonna spoil my mood 
A    B        Em7 
She loves them big 
Em7    D    C 
   So fertilise me 
  D 
Sprinklers set to turbo 
            G               A    B 
know you’re hungry and it’s time to 



Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D   Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 
Em7 
    Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 

Em7 
Mmm have a look at my cabbages, Oh you dirty bastard 
I like the way you look in those ober-jeans 
Right tasty 



   A     B      Em7 
If you wanna mow 
Em7     D      C 
   I’ve got a ride on 
                      D         G           G A B 
We’ve let the tension grow for far too long 
   A     B      Em7 
Girl I love your cans 
Em7     D     C 
   When you’re watering 
                       D 
It’s time that we made plans 
   G      A  B 
So let me in and 



Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 
Em7 
    Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 



Em7 
    I’ll be your Monty Don 
Bm7 
    Come girl let’s get it on 
C 
    Somehow it feels so wrong 
D 
    And yet it feels so right 
Em7 
    Can’t get you out my head 
Bm7 
    Lay down in my raised bed 
C 
    It’s time we both got fed 
D 
    I know you’re hungry so 


Em7 
    Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 

    Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 

    Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight 

    Take a nibble on my devil’s lettuce 
D 
    Take a ride and don’t hide it 
G 
    Take a walk through my salad garden 
C                        D      Em7 
We’ll be growing goodness tonight