Baja Blast

C 
My parents parted early they split the silverware 
G 
I went to another world between them somewhere 
F                                C 
That day I found out nothing was ever gonna last 
G 
So I rode my bike to Taco Bell to get a Baja Blast 

C 
The cops are in the alley someone′s being cruel 
G 
Yusuf's sister Frenchie watches me while dad′s at school 
F                      C 
Mom's in San Diego I'm introduced to God 
G 
By a woman down the street who′s giving us kids candy bars 


F 
Oh I survived a murder I survived divorce 
Em 
Judge me if you want to judge me cuz I curse 
Dm 
It ain′t nothing to me God will do his best 
G 
He'll either be a failure or he′ll be a success 

C 
My best friend died of cancer and at his funeral 
G 
I dropped a piece of Jesus and I ate him like a fool 
F                              C 
My tears and snot were mingled with my savior's blood 
G 
My unsanitary hand dipped into the public cup 

C 
I moaned a bitter moaning I sang the sweetest song 
G 
With my disappointed people to our disappointing God 
F                                C 
Our preacher gave no answers for he had none to give 
G 
That is when we knew our precious Lord was in our midst 

 
F 
I survived a sickness I survived a death 
Em 
I survived watching my brother take his final breath 
Dm 
Judge me if you want to judge me for everything 
G 
Judge me for this Mountain Dew that makes me want to sing 

C 
Let′s survive not knowing what's around the bend 
G 
Let′s survive our greatest glories coming to end 
F                                      C 
Let's survive these Facebook posts and all this pettiness 
G 
I know that God will help us let's put him to the test 

Interlude: 
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G 
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C 
I wish I was a drummer I wish I played bass 
G 
Wish I could sing like Whitney and melt everybody′s face 
F                                         C 
I surrender everything so let′s go to the mall 
G 
Get an Orange Julius get a Cinnabon 

C 
I'm a California Condor I′m a kid whose hair is red 
G 
In danger of extinction but I'm back from the dead 
F                                  C 
I′m pretty sure the love of God is always gonna last 
G 
So let's all go to Taco Bell and get a Baja Blast