I'll Kill Her

Intro Am  F  C  G 

Am             F                                     C G 
  So of course, you were supposed to call me tonight 
Am 
   You were supposed to call me tonight 
F 
  We'd have gone to the cinema 
C 
  And afterwards the restaurant 
G 
  The one you like in your street 

Am 
   We'd have slept together 
F 
  Had a nice breakfast together 
C 
  And then a walk in the park together 
G 
  How beautiful it would have been 


Am 
  You would have said: "I love you" 
F 
  In the cutest place on earth 
C                            G 
  Where some little vines are dancing with the fairies 


Am                    F 
  I would have waited like a week or two 
C 
  But you never tried to reach me, no 
G 
  You never called me back 


Am                                      F 
   You were dating that bleached blonde girl 
C                          G 
  If I find her, I swear...I swear 

     Am 
I'll kill her 
     F 
I'll kill her 
C 
  She stole my future 
G 
  She broke my dream 
     Am             F 
I'll kill her, I'll kill her 
C                             G 
  She stole my future when she took you away 


Am 
   I would have met your friends 
F 
  We would have had a drink or two 
C 
  They would have liked me, cause 
G 
  Sometimes I'm funny 
Am 
I would have met your dad 
F 
I would have met your mum, she'd have said 
C                       G 
"Please, can't you make some beautiful babies" 
An 
So we would have had a boy called Tom 
   {F}.                    C 
And a girl called Susan, born in Japan 


G 
I thought it was a love story 
Am 
But you don't want to get involved 
F 
I thought it was a love story 
C                            G 
But you're not ready for that 
Am 
Me neither 


     F 
I'll kill her 
C                    G 
She stole my future, she broke my dream 
    Am              F 
I'll kill her, I'll kill her 
C                         G 
She stole my future when she took you away 


Am 
She's a bitch, you know 
F 
All she's got is blondeness 
C 
Not even tenderness, yeah 
G 
She's cleverless 
Am                                      F 
She'll dump your ass for a model called Brendan 
                  C 
He will pay for a beautiful surgery 
       G 
'Cause he's full of money 



Am                    F 
  I would have waited like a week or two 
C 
  But you never tried to reach me, no 
G 
  You never called me back 


Am                                      F 
   You were dating that bleached blonde girl 
C                          G 
  If I find her, I swear...I swear 

     Am 
I'll kill her 
     F 
I'll kill her 
C 
  She stole my future 
G 
  She broke my dream 
     Am             F 
I'll kill her, I'll kill her 
C                             G 
  She stole my future when she took you away 

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Am 
Man, I told you 
F 
You know, if I find her 
C 
I, really 
G 
I mean, I'll kill her, for real 
An               F 
Thats for sure, you have to know 
C 
I mean, you know 
G 
I can do it 
Am 
Man, I'll kill her!