Clusterfuck

          D           G               D          G 
Keep your legs in the car, keep your hand in the jar 
       Em          A               Em          A 
We got both of our mothers, we got both of our fathers 
       D        G             D            G 
And we can't be bothered by a bitch in the mud 
            Em  A          Em         A 
We got some penetration, a nip in the bud 
             D      G           D       G 
Pick up some Boston Cream, with coconut crust 
         Em            A      Em         D   C 
Before I peel off your jeans, scrape off the rust 


    C        D           G      C G        D 
The only way out of this place, acting our age 
   C            D     Em D G 
We start with a clean slate, 
C G 
Acting our age 



          D          G          D          G 
Keep your eye on the ball, your pit in the plum 
        Em       A             Em       A 
Give up all your humdrum for a little conundrum 
       D             G     D            G 
In the middle of the road, cracking the code 
     Em    A                      Em     A 
I'm waving goodby, you think I'm waving hello 
          D            G         D             G 
I keep my head in the clouds, my gravs in the ground 
     Em          A             Em         D  C 
I'm dragging my leash, and I'm putting on pounds 


    C        D           G       C G      D 
The only way out of this place, acting my age 
C       D            Em D G 
Nothing stands in my way, 
C G 
Acting my age 

Bm7 Em X2 



Bm7   Em                    Bm7  Em 
Jelly sandals, crushing the pine needles 
C         G             D 
Saltwater taffy in your teeth 
Bm7  Em                    Bm7  Em 
Love handles, crushing the pine needles 
C          G         D 
Coffee the colour of tea 
C      G          D 
Got me feeling so weak 
C             G                            D    G D G 
Chock-full of expectations that I'll never meet 



          D           G            D            G 
I keep my legs in the car, keep my hands in the jar 
       Em      A             Em        A 
I lost both my father and my beautiful mother 
      D          G              D            G 
It's okay, don't bother, got my stick in the mud 
      D      G            D          G 
And a pot to piss in, and sex in the kitchen 
       A 
With a woman who listens to everything I say 
               D 
Though I'm the same old book, she is the very next page 
               Em 
Though I'm the same old book, she is the very next page 
               A 
Though I'm the same old book, she is the very next page 
               D 
Though I'm the same old book, she is the very next page 
               Em 
Though I'm the same old book, she is the very next page 
               A 
Though I'm the same old book, she is the very next page 
       C D       G  D 
We're acting our age