Psycho Bitch From Hell

This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade.  I  
never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy  
thinkin' and searchin'.  I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the  
song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was. 


Intro: E (Strum once) 



        A 
She's a psycho bitch from Hell 
         E 
Suckin' on a Pall Mall 
         B7 
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash 
              E 
Walks like a duck 
      A 
She's hairy as the missin' link 
      E 
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink 
           B7                                  E 
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck" 


verse 1: 

       A                                 E 
Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood 
B7                              E 
It just tends to go from bad to worse 
            A                                                       E 
And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude 
      B7                                      E 
But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves 




        A 
She's a psycho bitch from Hell 
         E 
Suckin' on a Pall Mall 
         B7 
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash 
              E 
Walks like a duck 
      A 
She's hairy as the missin' link 
      E 
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink 
           B7                                             E 
The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks" 


verse 2:  

              A                                E 
Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail 
    B7                                        E 
And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny 
                A                                              E 
And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more 
         B7                                                  E 
Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money 


Chorus 3: 

        A 
She's a psycho bitch from Hell 
         E 
Suckin' on a Pall Mall 
         B7 
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash 
              E 
Walks like a duck 
      A 
She's hairy as the missin' link 
      E 
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink 
           B7 (Strum once)                                                               E 
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family" 
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Early Times is a brand of whiskey 

A quaalude is a sedative pill 

In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger  
pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better. 

And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and  
"Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).