Rusty Chevrolet

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Dashing through the snow 
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In my rusty Chevrolet 
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Down the road I go 
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Sliding all the way 

I need new piston rings 
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I need some new snow tires 
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My car is held together 
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By a piece of chicken wire 

 
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Oh, rust and smoke 

The heater's broke 

The door just blew away 
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I light a match to see the dash 
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And then I start to pray 
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The frame is bent 

The muffler went 

The radio's okay 
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Oh, what fun it is to drive 
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This rusty Chevrolet 

 
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I went to IGA 
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To get some Christmas cheer 
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I just patched up my left front tire 
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And it's gettin' hard to steer 

Skidding down the highway 
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Right past the county cops 
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I have to drag my swampers 
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To get the car to stop 

 
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Bouncing through the snow drifts 
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In a big, blue cloud of smoke 
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People laugh as I drive by 
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I wonder what's the joke 

I have to get to Wal-Mart 
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To pick up my layaway 
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'Cause Santa's comin' soon 
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In his big, old, rusty sleigh