Electric Chair

 
Fmaj7          G              C 
     Ive been bad, Ive been very very bad 
          F        G 
Ive been awful in fact 
          F         G                  Am 
There are terrible thoughts under this marvellous hat 
                F 
You were a good man to me 
       G                 F   G 
But curiosity kissed the cat 
 

 
C               G 
Tie me to the electric chair 
   Fmaj7      Fm 
In my Italian underwear 
   C                G                     Fmaj7  F 
If Im to die, then let it be in La Perla lace 
C                G 
Drop the toaster in the bath 
Fmaj7              Fm 
Boil my brains and fry my ass 
C                      G 
Just promise me youll pay 
   Fmaj7      Fm 
To bury me at Père Lechaise 
 

 
Fmaj7     G         C 
     Percival, am I still your little kitten? 
    F                   G 
You know I go where Im stroked 
        C 
More so if its forbidden 
                F                        G 
I licked the sardine can clean, took the cream off the milk 
Am 
  Shook off my red ribbon 
            F         G 
You were so kind to me 
                  F     G 
And you still got bitten 
 

 
C               G 
Tie me to the electric chair 
   F          Fm 
In my Italian underwear 
   C                G                     F   Fm 
If Im to die, then let it be in La Perla lace 
C                G 
Drop the toaster in the bath 
F                  Fm 
Boil my brains and fry my ass 
C                      G 
Just promise me youll pay 
   F          Fm 
To bury me at Père Lechaise 
C G      F    Fm 
   Père Lechaise 
C G F Fdim 
 

 
Dm                                            G 
Its all catching up to me, youre parents saw me in the paper 
Called the number underneath 
Dm                                      G 
I was purring in the lap of a next door neighbour 
Percy, Im sorry 
I knew youd forgive it 
Dm                                          G 
If I whispered apologies through my smudged lipstick 
Its sick and twisted 
                 Dm 
Its all fun and games until it isnt 
                 G 
Its all fun and games 
C G F Fm 
 

 
C             G 
Tie me to the electric chair 
   F           Fm 
In my Italian underwear 
 

Outro: 
C                G 
Drop the toaster in the bath 
Am                  Fm 
Boil my brains, and fry my ass 
C                      G       Fm 
Just promise me you'll pay the leccy bill