Scaring Myself

Intro:
E B A B 
E B A B 
E B A B 


E 
She slams the front door 
           B 
'cause she knows that I can't stand it 
A 
Gives me the finger 
           B 
'cause she knows I'm wrapped around it. 
E 
She calls me sweetheart 
           B 
'cause she knows it makes me weak. 
A 
She stepped in dog pooh 
        B 
And I'm still kissing her feet. 


          E         B 
Can you believe how this girl 
A         B      E  D# D C# 
Treats me like a king? 
A                      E 
She took more than she gave to me 
A                        E 
I gave my love, I got an S-T-D 
A 
And if she comes home, 
  B                E 
I hope that she'll marry me. 
A                            E 
I want to tell her that it's over now 
A                     E 
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself 
A               B 
I think that my girlfriend 
           C#m       A 
Is bad for my mental health 
B 
And now I'm scaring myself. 


Interlude: E B A B 


E                           B 
The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it. 
A                       B 
That's why she always insists that I go on it 
E                               B 
She told my friends that I need therapy 
A                             B 
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy 


          E         B 
Can you believe how this girl 
A         B      E  D# D C# 
Treats me like a king? 
A                      E 
She took more than she gave to me 
A                        E 
I gave my love, I got an S-T-D 
A 
And if she comes home, 
  B                E 
I hope that she'll marry me. 
A                            E 
I want to tell her that it's over now 
A                     E 
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself 
A               B 
I think that my girlfriend 
           C#m       A 
Is bad for my mental health 
B 
And now I'm scaring myself. 


Interlude:
E B A B 
E B A B 


E 
I'm waking up 
B 
I'm getting out. 
A 
waking up 
B 
getting out. 
E 
I'm waking up 
B 
getting out. 
A 
waking up 
B 
getting out. 
A                            E 
I want to tell her that it's over now 
A                     E 
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself 
A               B 
I think that my girlfriend 
           C#m       A 
Is bad for my mental health 


Coda:

A                      E 
She took more than she gave to me 
A                        E 
I gave my love, I got an S-T-D 
A 
And if she comes home, 
  B                E 
I hope that she'll marry me. 
A                            E 
I want to tell her that it's over now 
A                     E 
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself 
A               B 
I think that my girlfriend 
           C#m       A 
Is bad for my mental health 
B 
And now I'm scaring myself.