Transvestite

Intro C  F  G  C   

Tab - Intro 

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   C 
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C5                 F5 
My mom she`s not a woman anymore 
G5 
She dresses like, dresses like 
               F5 
Dresses like a man 

(She dresses like man) 

C5                          F5 
Oh how she's not as feminine as she 

Used to be before 
G5           F5 
Oh how she's so damn masculine 


C          G 
I close my eyes (I close my eyes) 
Am             F 
My mom's not a woman anymore 
C                   G 
She's wearing a disguise 
Am             F                   C    G  Am F 
Every time she leaves through that door 

( C  G  Am  F ) 

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   F 
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E|-1---1-1---1-1---1-1---1---1----------| 

   G 
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   C 
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C5               F5 
My mom's not the same 

As she was in the past 
G5                          F5 
If I misbehave she kicks my ass 

C5                     F5 
My mom's not quite the woman 

That she was before 
G5 
When my friends come over 
              F5 
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor 


C          G 
I close my eyes (I close my eyes) 
Am             F 
My mom's not a woman anymore 
C                   G 
She's wearing a disguise 
Am             F                   C    G  Am F 
Every time she leaves through that door 

( C  G  Am  F ) 
( C  G  Am  F ) 


C 
My mom's a 
G 
My mom's a 
Am              F 
My mom's a transvestite 

C 
My mom's a 
G               F 
My mom's a transvestite 

Final C5  F5  G5  F5 
      C5  F5  G5  F5  C5