Garys Ii

Intro 

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G                       D 
Went for a drink at the bar down the road 
         F                           C 
Watching horses and betting your clothes 
G                          D 
You head out the door then to go for a smoke 
   F                      C 
It hit on the way out and stubbed your toe 
  F                          Em 
A guy rounds the corner in a fisherman's hat and he 
F                          Em 
Hits ya in the face with a baseball bat 



            G                    D 
He took one look at you after he stopped to laugh 
       F                          C 
And he noticed he mistook you got hit on behalf 
        G                            D 
Of some bastard from the bar who had slept with his wife 
          F                       C 
You said, "I never seen you in my God given life" 
F                                Em 
You stood up and brushed off and felt for your mouth 
F                                       Em 
And your teeth had leapt from you so you spit 'em all out 
G                              D 
You took up your pride and you took up the bat 
                 F                   C 
And you went for that shithead, took out his knee caps 

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G                              D 
You went to the dentist and he winced at your gums 
       F                                    C 
And he said that false teeth were your only option 
           G                 D 
You said, "Go ahead man just take out the rest 
         F                                  C 
Even the good ones are doomed, I'm tired of them" 
    F                            Em 
The dentist took pause but said, "Seems fine to me" 
    F                              Em 
And that's how you got dentures at age thirty-three 



G                             D 
You told me this story as you stood by your truck 
        F                                C 
I said "Gary, man, you have the worst of all luck 
G                            D 
I always did wonder how your teeth stayed so nice 
         F                             C 
When the only thing you drink is Pepsi"