Dick Simmons

Intro: A 

 
A            E        D          A   D A 
  My view of my world seems just fine 
A               E       D       A   D A 
  You think I'm just wasting my time 
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  Can't tell me the right way to live 
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  When a shit is something I can't give  


F#m 
   You say I disgust 
        A 
you you disgust me 
F#m 
   You say that I'm 
just living to die 
     C 
Well that's just 
fine by me 

 
A 
Vanity vanity so secondarily 
E 
Lazily hazily lackadaisically 
           G 
pulling me Booze and abuse and 
gluttony sounds more fun to me 
A                                C 
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie 
A 
Vanity vanity so secondarily 
E 
Lazily hazily lackadaisically 
           G 
pulling me Booze and abuse and 
gluttony sounds more fun to me 
A                                C 
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie 
 

 
A 
  Judgmental irony 
   E             D    A D 
every channel on my TV 
A 
  Show me my new routine 
     E           D          A D a 
from your elliptical machine 
A 
  Cynical mouth off 
E                  D     A D A 
  you've just been cutoff 
A 
  My life vs. your life don't 
      E           D          A 
wanna hear it LALALALALALALALLALA 
D   A 
NAAAHHHHHHHH  


F#m 
   You say I disgust 
        A 
you you disgust me 
F#m 
   You say that I'm 
just living to die 
     C 
Well that's just 
fine by me 

 
A 
Vanity vanity so secondarily 
E 
Lazily hazily lackadaisically 
           G 
pulling me Booze and abuse and 
gluttony sounds more fun to me 
A                                C 
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie 
A 
Vanity vanity so secondarily 
E 
Lazily hazily lackadaisically 
           G 
pulling me Booze and abuse and 
gluttony sounds more fun to me 
A                                C 
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie 
A                                C 
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie 
A                                C 
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie 
 

Outro: 
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Woman Speaks: 
I want you to look me in the eye 
and promise you won't get behind 
the wheel without some kind of 
alcoholic beverage in your hand. 

Man Speaks: 
I promise nothing.