Slapstick

 
N.C.        E5                A5 
 I was your Isaac you were my Abraham 
            E5                      A5 
 Knife to my stomach but God wasn't listening 
              E5                 A5 
 So I let you kill me what was I gonna do 
         F#5                  A5                   E5 
 Try and defend myself cuz it never quote works out how I want it to 
            E5                A5 
 I was your Eliza you were my Wilbur 
              E5                     A5 
 You said you loved me and I fucking shuddered 
             E5                     A5 
 Felt like a gun to my head what am I gonna say 
    F#5                    A5             E5 
 Oh no thanks I'm fine but thanks anyway 
 

 
C#5         B5      A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. 
 My body is a machine   that   turns    trauma 
F#5             A5     N.C. 
 Into different trauma 
C#5               B5    A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. 
 This ones been aging for    fifteen   years 
               F#5                A5 
 Hear it pairs well with the carbonara 
 

 
N.C.           E5 
 It was such a catch twenty-two from the get go 
        A5  N.C.                                               E5 
 It was military school you fucking know what theyd do to me there 
             Asus2 N.C.                                          E5 
 I'm fucking sick of being threatened with gang rape all of the time 
        F#5                 A5                   E5 
 So I'm sorry if I told you late you always said the brain didnt mature until twenty five 
 

 
C#5           B5      A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. 
 Your body is a machine that   turns   trauma 
F#5         A5        N.C. 
 Into human children 
C#5           B5    A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. 
 I could do it better   than  you 
       F#5               A5     N.C. 
 But I dont have the equipment 
 

Outro 
   C#5         B5      A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. 
 So my body is a machine that   turns   trauma 
    F#5             A5          N.C. 
 Exclusively into power chords 
C#5                B5      A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. 
 I think you get it welcome   to   the   family 
      F#5         A5           E5 
 Jobs open if you want it its yours