Am I Cooked?

Intro: 

Em 
Am I cooked 
                   Am 
Or is it just this job? 
            Bm 
I'm always tired 
        Em 
I gotta go 

 Am - 


         Em 
Hi-de-hi-lo! And welcome to another workday! 
Am                        Bm 
Thank you for swiping your card today 
Em 
Work is an adventure 
Our mentors said 
           Am              Bm 
So let's enjoy the ride and ride it while we can 
C7                       B7              B5 
(Express-ooo-ooo-we subscribe to a job express) 


            Em 
My name is Nameless and I'm doing just fine 
           Am                     Bm 
Minding my business one to zero to five 
            C7 
This is no danger 
This is only a vibe 
                B7 
Apart from the banter 
I love my life 


      Em 
Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
                    Am                   Bm 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
      Em 
Every morn' we have our thought that glocked 
              Am                            Bm 
But we do the same things and still expect a lot 

Em                             Am7 
Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
                    D                     G - Bm -C7 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
Clocking in and then I brush off the fog (buh!) 
            B7 
Checking e-mails (bloody hell) 
Banter 
Then work until (five?) 


Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
 Em   -   Am 
(Or is it just) 
                          B7 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
             Em 
(Until your ninety-) 
Every morn' we have our thought and that glocked 
   Am 
(Thought and that glocked) 
                     B7 
But we do the same things and still expect a lot 

Em 
   Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
          Am 
(Or is it just) 
                          B7 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
             C7 
(Until your ninety-) 
Clocking in and then I brush off the fog 
            Bm - 
Checking e-mails (bloody hell) 
Banter 
                  Em 
Then work until (five?) 


Em 
  Using my degree (I didn't get an education for this) 
Am 
Yes 
Indeed 
B7 
Write in copy 
      Em 
See (what we did there?) 

Spreading happiness and glee 
         Am                             B7 
Five to seven business days for me to reply 
               C 
Two-factor my life 
                  B 
Still asked "verify" 
       Em 
Tra-la-la 


Ai wrote this one 
                    Am 
Board kind of liked it 
This is a hit 
B7 
  And 
Product 


Em - 
   Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
 Em   -   Am 
(Or is it just) 
                          B 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
             Em 
(Until your ninety-) 
Every morn' we have our thought and that glocked 
   Am 
(Thought and that glocked) 
                     B 
But we do the same things and still expect a lot 

Em 
   Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
          Am 
(Or is it just) 
                          B7 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
             C7 
(Until your ninety-) 
Clocking in and then I brush off the fog 
            B - 
Checking e-mails (bloody hell) 
Banter 
Then work until (five?) 

Em 
   Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
          Am 
(Or is it just) 
                          B7 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
             Em 
(Until your ninety-) 
Every morn' we have our thought and that glocked 
   Am 
(Thought and that glocked) 
                     B 
But we do the same things and still expect a lot 

Em 
   Am I cooked or is it just this job? 
          Am 
(Or is it just) 
                          B7 
You won't get your ring until your ninety-five 
             C7 
(Until your ninety-) 
Clocking in and then I brush off the fog 
            B - 
Checking e-mails (bloody hell) 
Banter 
Then work until (five?) 

Final:
 
Em 
   Am I cooked 
                    Am 
Or is it just this job? 
            B 
I'm always tired 
         Em 
I gotta go 

 Am - B