Voltaire

The Trouble With Tribbles

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The Trouble With Tribbles

	  		


Em                                           B7 
I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone 

       Em                Am          B7               Em 
And Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone 

Em           Am                   Em              B7 
I was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones 

       Em              Am                   B7                        B7 Em 
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone 



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Am              Em           Am                Em 
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go 

           Am                Em                   B7 
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's 

  Am                    Em         Am             Em 
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole 

        Am                                 B7 
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute 


But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute 


But I can never find the hole. 



Em                 Am               Em        B7 
That mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer 

  Em                           Am                      B7                B7 Em 
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer 

  Em                   Am          Em                B7 
I caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"? 

 Em                Am                     B7                    B7 Em 
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum. 




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Am Em Am Em Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go Am Em B7 If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's Am Em Am Em I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole Am B7 But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole.
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Em Am Em B7 Klingon captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd Em Em B7 B7 Em And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude. Em Am Em B7 We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew Em Am B7 B7 Em But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who
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Am Em Am Em Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go Am Em B7 If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's Am Em Am Em I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole Am B7 But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole.
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Am Em Bones says these critters are all pregnant when there born Am Em I had just one now I have a thousand maybe more Am Em I have so many now, I know just what to do B7 I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo. Em Am Em B7 I was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones Em Am B7 B7 Em I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone. Em Am Em B7 That tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw Em Am B7 B7 Em "You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you
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Am Em Am Em Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go Am Em B7 If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole Am Em Am Em I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump Am Em B7 cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute And you can put them in your bum. I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"
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Em Am Em B7 So go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay Em Am B7 B7 Em You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey Em Am Em B7 Tribbles hate the Klongons, they realy make them go Em Am B7 B7 Em They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole
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Am Em Am Em Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go Am Em B7 If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole Am Em Am Em I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump Am Em B7 cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute And you can put them in your bum. These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole
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