Voltaire

All Women Are Crazy

Voltaire

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All Women Are Crazy

	  		

              D 
All women are crazy 
            G 
All men are dumb 
                            D 
‘Cos though we know they're crazy 
              G 
We still want some 
             D 
It's nothin’ new 
                 G 
And it's sad but true? 
                   D 
That we just can't quit 'em 
                  A 
And we can't live with 'em 
                D 
What's a man to do? 
? 
            A 
Back in the Bible? 
            D 
There was a tree 
             G 
Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit" 
                  D 
He said, "Fine by me"? 
But then along came Eve 
              G 
Lookin’ to do wrong 
                      D 
And on account of her curves 
                A 
And his lack of nerves 
          D 
Adam went along 

                   D 
‘Cos all women are crazy 
            G 
All men are dumb 
                            D 
‘Cos though we know they're crazy 
              G 
We still want some 
             D 
It's nothin’ new 
                 G 
And it's sad but true? 
                   D 
That we just can't quit 'em 
                  A 
And we can't live with 'em 
                D 
What's a man to do? 
? 
            A?? 
Take my old lady 
               D 
I bought her a gown? 
        G 
We were fixin’ to go out mixin’ 
           D 
Out on the town 
She said, "Do I look fat?" 
                                G 
I said, "Heck no! Just a little round"? 
               D                     A 
And since that day, I've walked this way 
                D 
It hurts to sit down 

                   D 
‘Cos all women are crazy 
            G 
All men are dumb 
                            D 
‘Cos though we know they're crazy 
              G 
We still want some 
             D 
It's nothin’ new 
                 G 
And it's sad but true? 
                   D 
That we just can't quit 'em 
                  A 
And we can't live with 'em 
                D 
What's a man to do? 


*speaking part* 
D                                           G 
Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life 
                               D 
About once a month, to be exact 
When they get kinda ornery 
               G 
Oh, they start kickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and 
                     D 
We don't know what's wrong with them 
                                               G 
But in a week or so, they generally come around 
And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say 
A                  G                    D 
"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin’" 

             G 
Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do 
                          D 
It's not an easy thing to go through 
                                     G 
But since we already know the outcome 
I'd like to propose a little experiment 
D 
Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy 
G 
Oh say, about a month from now 
                   D 
I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her 
A               G 
"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin’?" 
(pause) 
Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills 

D 

*singing again* 
              A 
When I met my lady 
                  D 
And asked for her hand 
            G 
She was the calmest and the sweetest girl 
           D 
In all the land 
But then the ring went on 
                 G 
And she went all wrong 
                D                  A 
Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla 
             D                 G 
She spat pea soup and become a killer 
              D 
She ate three kids 
                A 
And my auntie's wig? 
                 D 
And the pastor's dog? 
*pause* 
Why?! 

                   D 
‘Cos all women are crazy 
            G 
All men are dumb 
                            D 
‘Cos though we know they're crazy 
              G 
We still want some 
             D 
It's nothin’ new 
                 G 
And it's sad but true? 
                   D 
That we just can't quit 'em 
                  A 
And we can't live with 'em 
               D 
You just can't shoot 'em 
                 G 
Or you'll end in prison 
                   D                    A 
And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell? 
                      D 
Might take a shine to you 

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