Stuck On The Corner

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  They named that goddamn kiss-ass Handelmann 
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  Vice president of human resources or somethin' 
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  He stood up and made a speech about how we would 
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  All have to work even harder now 
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I thought harder, now, harder than what? 
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I'd give anything to get up and walk but of here but I'm 
 

 
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  Stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness 
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I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference 
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Makin money out of paper, paper out of trees 
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We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe 
 

 
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  You oughta hear the shit that I get from my daughter 
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  She says that she can't stand the sight of the car I bought her 
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  It's gonna ruin her life forever, she don't ride a ragtop 
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  Her and her mother spend my money pretty much non-stop 
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  They're trying to break me for the sake of this neighborhood 
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They want everyone up and down the street to think that we're doing good 
 

 
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We're stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness 
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I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference 
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Makin money out of paper, paper out of trees 
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We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe 
 

 
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  I didn't even want to study economics 
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  My parents made me cause they said it would be practical 
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  I can't make my kids do a goddamn thing I tell them to 
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  That kid's an unrepentant radical 
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He is as unimpressed by allt he plaques in my cubicle 
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As I am secretly impressed with his ability 
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To look at everything so completely irresponsibly 
 

 
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I'm stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness 
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I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference 
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We're makin money out of paper, paper out of trees 
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We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe 


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So now I got to call that little pecker Mr. Handelmann 
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  Drove home from work as mad as I've ever been an' then 
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I   really jerked the kid out of a drive-though window 
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He said   Will that be everything? I said, what would you know? 
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You're lookin' at the man about to buy his kid a ragtop 
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  What are you driving? A bicycle you little punk! 
 

 
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I'm   stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness 
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I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference 
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Makin money out of paper, paper out of trees 
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We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe 
 

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