A Whiff Of Kansas

	  		Intro: F Bb Gm Gm Gm Gm 


Verse: 1 

Bb         C    Gm 
I close my eyes 
F         Eb                        Gm 
Tryin' to get some shut eye on this airplane ride 
Bb      F  Gm    F                  Gm                    C 
I start to dream then I'm forced to wake up very suddenly 
F             Gm 
Someone broke wind 
C             F          Gm 
I believe somebody broke wind 


Verse: 2 

    Bb F   Gm 
I'm in the van 
F             Eb   G 
Taking a long road trip with my family 
Bb     F   Gm 
I feel the heat 
F 
Coming from the backseat 
   Gm 
My eyes are watering 


C             Gm 
Someone broke wind, 
C                     F         Gm    C 
Roll the window down, who broke wind? 
F                Gm 
I don't know who sinned 
         F          Gm        F 
Probably one of the childr----en 

Eb           Gm 
Ooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo 



Verse: 3 

    Bb    F     Gm 
Now don't blame me 
Eb            Gm              Eb      Gm 
Even though I let one go from time to time 
    Bb        F   Gm 
And they slip a---way 
    F                     Gm 
But that one doesn't even smell like one of mine 
Bb            Gm 
Someone broke wind 
F                 Gm                                                 C 
Light a match somebody broke wind (light a match somebody broke wind) 
F      Gm                            C 
I need oxygen (Try not to breathe in) 
    Gm               G 
Somebody broke wi----nd 
Gm                       Gm 
Who let the dogs i-----n? 
Gm 
oooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo 

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