This Party Sucks

	  		
VERSE 1
 
D				   G 
In case you were wondering 
			         Bm	 A 
I can't get comfortable in my own skin 
		G 
But it was bound to happen 

D				   G 
In case you were wondering, 
					   Bm 
I'm twenty three and avoiding the bar scene, 
A			G 
Lycra pants, and designer jeans. 
D 				   G 
In case you were wondering, 

I'm staying in. 
		       Bm		   A		    G 
I won't smell like cheap perfume or cigarettes tonight. 

A			         G 
And every word that I said got drowned out  
	Bm		   A		        G 
by a dance remix of a pop song I don't care about. 
A			  G 
In case you forgot how bad I've been down,  
       Bm			A			     G 
just ask around 'cause you know this town loves to run its mouth. 

D		     G			D 
Say, say you'll stay in with me today. 
		     G 
Say, say you'll stay. 
					A 
'Cause you won't find me on the north Jersey club scene 
	      G 
With the Girls Gone Wild B-team. 
	 Bm 	    D	        A	      Em	    D 
I don't need to pump my fist to look sweet.
 

VERSE 2
 
Em D				 G 
In case you were wondering,  
				     Bm			A	 G 
I promised myself that I would try to be more social at parties. 
D				G			        Bm	      A    G 
Can someone tell these kids liking the rain no longer counts as an idiosyncrasy. 
A		        G				  Bm		 A	    G 
In fact, I think that Rupert Holmes wrote a song about it in the '70s. 
A		        G			    Bm	     A	 G 
And consequently, he also saved the Pina Colada industry 



D 
Say, say, say, say you'll stay. 
D 
Say, say, say, say you'll stay. 


VERSE 3/OUTRO
 
D			   G 
I can't believe I ended up here again  
		  D			          G 
watching this terrible band play songs I hate in the basement. 
D			        G 
I can't believe that I got stuck here again  
	      A					   G 
while the kid with the dreads tells me he's smarter on acid. 
D				G 
I can't believe that I'm not finding a way so just say.