Walking Disasters

	  		
 

Bb                  F                  Gm   Eb 
She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor 
Bb                     F 
But now she's always wasted 
           Gm              Eb 
A total looker, but she's jaded 
Bb                     F           Gm Eb 
The kind of shivering wreck that I adore 
        Bb              F 
I can't offer you a rescue 
         Gm                 Eb 
But I can tell you what I'd do 

Bb                        F 
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly 
Gm                       Eb 
And tell my father that I need him back again 
Bb                      F 
And if these words wont drop from your lips 
Gm              Eb 
I will be your Freudian slip 

Bb                F 
And flowers might wilt when we walk past 
Gm                  Eb 
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh 
Gm           F 
Only finding questions in answers 
Gm                 Eb 
You and I are just walking disasters (3x) 

Bb                      F                            Gm Eb 
She only finds her love in a downtown store 
Bb                                            F                                     
Consumption makes her stronger 
                 Gm                     Eb 
You're the sweetest anaconda 
Bb                            F              Gm Eb 
The kind of lack of respect that I adore 
          Bb                 F 
I cant offer you a rescue 
                         Gm                          Eb 
But when you've lost all that you have left to lose 

Bb                               F 
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly 
Gm                               Eb 
And tell my father that I need him back again 
Bb                                F 
And if these words wont drop from your lips 
Gm                  Eb 
I will be your Freudian slip 

Bb                F                                 Gm Eb 
As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel  
Bb                               F                   Gm Eb 
You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill 
Bb                           F                          Gm Eb 
And what we'll never want, we'll always need 
                                     Gm         F    Gm 
Right now we need some pop psychology 
Eb 
To keep us up-beat 

Bb                                      F 
So tell your mother that you love her dearly 
Gm                                        Eb 
And tell your father your won't lock him out again 
Bb                                F 
And if these words wont drop from your lips 
Gm                  Eb 
I will be your Freudian slip 

Bb                       F 
And flowers might wilt when we walk past 
Gm                        Eb 
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh 
Gm               F 
Only finding questions in answers 
Gm                      Eb 
You and I are just walking disasters (5x)