Bye Bye Bubble Belly

	  		


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Oh I was thinking I couldn't do better 
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Than this girl who stuck gum straight on the leather 
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Of this disgusting & expensive sofa 
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Didn't even try to hide it 

It wasn't like this at the wedding 
Light years before heavy drinking 
She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged 
Underneath the table 

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But I could be pleasingly shiny 
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Not teasing her with shyness 
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Not sat with the skeletons at the bar 
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& I could draw a perfect line 
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Half this town call me Caroline 
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Say baby what is yours is mine 


Was even thinking that I couldn't do better 
Than the woman at Whitechapel Welfare Center 
Who signs me on every other week 
& thank god she never speaks to me 

It wasn't like this at the wedding 
Light years before heavy drinking 
She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged 
Underneath the table 

But I could be pleasingly shiny 
Not teasing her with shyness 
Not sad with the skeletons at the bar 

& I could draw a perfect line 
Half this town call me Caroline 
Say baby what is yours is mine 

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So I said bye bye bubble belly 
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Bubble belly bye bye 
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Bye bye bubble belly 
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Bubble belly bye bye 

Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye 
Bye bye bubble belly 
Bubble belly bye bye