Suicide Drive

	  		A 
Please, may I leave the table? 

I don't think that I'll be able 

To swallow your family values 

Again today 
F# 
Because a giant squid 

He stole my wife and kid 
                  
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Ten pence  off your Weetabix 

        B 
Yeah Sometimes this world just 
            F# 
Drives you crazy, lately 
E                                B 
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes 
A                       E 
Run the exhaust back inside 
 E                            A 
Close the window and take a ride 
A             E                                   
I've got a place to go 
                    B               E 
There's nowhere to hide on Suicide Drive 

( D  A ) 

A 
Drive as fast as you can 

I speed therefore I am 

And no one can tell me 

Better when I'm high 
F# 
But the earth's full of holes 

And outer space is closed 
                                                         
It's mine and I'll wash it, as fast 

As I like it while I've got it 

       B 
Yeah Sometimes this world just 
            F# 
Drives you crazy, lately 
E                                B 
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes 
A                       E  
Run the exhaust back inside 
 E                    A 
Close the window and take a ride 
A             E                      
I've got a place to go, nowhere 
    B               E 
To hide on Suicide Drive 

D            A 
Mile after mile 
A 
Super-duper, mega-hyper 

Choca-blocka aisles 
A                   E     F# 
Where do we go from here? 

B 
Sometimes this world just 
            F# 
Drives you crazy, lately 
E                               B 
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes 
A                       E  
Run the exhaust back inside 
 E                     A 
Close the window and take a ride 
A             E                      
I've got a place to go, nowhere 
    B               E 
To hide on Suicide Drive 

Final D  A