Rocky

	  		

Chords (All Barr Chords): Cm Eb Bb Cm  
Note - Bb is played on the 8th fret. 
  
 Cm                                     
Here's a little story that I think you'll like 
 Eb 
It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike 
 Bb 
So buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna get choppy 
 Cm 
And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky 

 Cm 
One day me and all my friends were hangin' 
 Eb 
Talkin' 'bout which of the girls was most bangin' 
 Bb 
Then one friend says, "You know who's really tough? 
 Cm 
"Rocky, " (hit me home) "the boxer." Man 

(Just those chords all through the rest of the song) 

I said, "Yeah I know him. What about him? " He said 
"He's really tough." "No way, man. I'm calling your bluff 
"I think that I can take him and, to prove my point 
"I'll challenge him in public." (Yeah, that's the joint!) 

So the very next day, stayed true to my word 
And I snuck on T.V. so I could be heard 
I said, 'Rocky, if you're out there, I think you're a nerd 
"And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd! " 

I got kicked out, but the candle was lit 
Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit 
It made the headlines and I got the call 
It was Rocky ("Hey") and he wanted to brawl 

We negotiated terms and set the date 
Then I went into training to add some muscle weight 
While I punched on meat in a rickety shack 
He was sippin' on wine, having models rub his back 

At the weigh-in, boy the tension was high 
Me and Rock, toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye 
I talked some trash, we got pulled apart 
I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart 

Skip ahead, the big night was finally here 
My body was ripped and my mind was clear 
We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd 
People chantin' my name - I never felt so proud 

Faced off once more in the center of the ring 
Touched gloves, said a prayer and the bell went ding 
He hit me with a left and shattered my face 
And a right sent my teeth all over the place 

Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket 
He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled, "Stop it! " 
But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs 
Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids 

They yelled out, "More! " and Rocky obliged 
I had to think of some way to turn the tides 
So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might 
Took a swing, but he caught me with a sucker punch right 

Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right 
Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights 
He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em 
Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision 

He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin 
The bone splinters shot right out of my skin 
People barfed in the crowd; they were going insane 
And Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain 

I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts 
Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports) 
The doctor came out and pronounced me dead 
And that was the night I fought Rocky 

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