Intro D D G D D G G D D D D A D D A D D D G D D D D A D D A D D D A D DVerse 1:
I went up to a lady's house D G D To bum a bite to eat D She fed me on some pork and beans D A And pie, and coffee sweet D She says, "Now, Bill G I sure did feed you good D Will you walk out in my backyard A D And chop a stack of wood?"Instrumental D D G D D G G D D D D A D D A D D D G D D D D A D D A D D D A DD You ain't talkin' to me D G D No you ain't a-talkin' to me D I may be crazy and all like that D A But I got good sense, you see D You ain't talkin' to me D G D No you ain't a-talkin' to me D You fed me good but I can't chop wood D A D And you ain't a-talkin' to meVerse 2:
D Now me and my wife has ups and downs A All throughout our married life D Said to me one day, "Bill A Let's stop these sorrow and strife" A We went out upon the lake G One evening just about dusk D Said, "We'll drown ourselves A No one will mourn for us"Instrumental D D G D D G G D D D D A D D A D D D G D D D D A D D A D D D A DD You ain't a-talkin' to me G D No you ain't talkin' to me D I may be crazy and all like that D A But I got good sense, you see D You ain't a-talkin' to me D G D No you ain't a-talkin' to me D When the lake goes dry it's time to die D A D And you ain't talkin' to meVerse 3:
D I'm hunting with my buddy Jake D G D On a bright and sunny day D I run into a big old bear D A He would not go away D Jake says, "He's powerful big! D G D We'll need some help its clear D I'll go back anad get the boys D A D And you just keep it here."Instrumental D D G D D G G D D D D A D D A D D D G D D D D A D D A D D D A DD You ain't a-talkin' to me G D No you ain't talkin' to me D I may be crazy and all like that D A But I got good sense, you see D You ain't a-talkin' to me D G D No you ain't a-talkin' to me D You hold the gun, I'd rather run D A D And you ain't talkin' to me